"Best let it go! It'll only go up!"- Man walking by me as I'm clutching my scarf and making my way through some windy wind.
"Mind your toes, now. I'm not a very good driver." - Little old lady in a pub scooting past me with her walker.
Also, British greetings:
Hey-o. Hi-o. Thanks, hey. Mornin', hey! Afternoon, hey! Lovely day! Cheers.
Ohhh I just love it here. I thought about this all day.